A Perfact Husbond. . . . .

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.

Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

(H - Husband, W - Wife)

H - Hello?


W - Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?

H - Yes.


W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful . leather coat.
It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

H -What's the price?

W - Only $2,000.



H - Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much...








W - It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and

saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area,
beach front property.

H - How much ?

W - Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover...

H - Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?
W -Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2010 models. I saw one I really liked. It's a SLK model.
I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last
year...

H - What price did he quote you?


W - Only $65,000...

H - OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

W - Great! But before we hang up, something else...

H -What?

W - OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!

H - Bye...I love you too honey...



The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision.
The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks
"Does anyone know who's this Cell phone belong to???"

I Believe That....and You....

I Believe that, What you Believe……
I believe you should give people chances.
I believe that life is there to enjoy.
I believe music soothes the soul.
I believe that true friends will last a lifetime.
I believe being loved and loving are two totally different things.
I believe records are made to be broken.
I believe that being popular is not the key to life.
I believe that money cannot buy happiness.
I believe promises should be kept.
I believe that you have to love yourself before you can love others.
I believe a simple smile can make anybody's day better.
I believe parents are more important than you think.
I believe people are special the way they are.
I believe crushes are there to crush hearts.
I believe great things come to people who never give up .
I believe sleep calms the soul.
I believe family should stick by your side.
I believe God will help you if you believe in him and trust him.
I believe trust helps the world go round.
I believe the heart and soul are more important than looks.
I believe you should always chase your dreams.
I believe that the heart leads you in the right direction if you follow it
HAVE A NICE DAY……….

Misfortunately......

I have narrated about my bad day which was not bad day actually but whole day these

words fortune-misfortune hammering in my so called empty head. So I would like to

say more about these superstitions famous in our incredible India. It really

amazes you. One of it is if you are going to do some important work and have a

sneeze than don’t go for minutes because it s sigh of misfortune. I think that

bacteria which are responsible for sneezing must have solders of Devil. What you

think? But if you are sneezing a twice, than you can go. I think it may be code

word allotted him by devil that doesn’t give misfortune to the double sneezer

because they are pass holder of my pvt ltd. Any way take this another, if you are

going to do some important work and a snake crosses your road, its sign of

misfortune. I remind one incident which happened with my uncle who lives in

village. One day he was on the way to do some important work and suddenly a snake

crossed his road. And you see there was a bad situation or fortune with…. No not

for my uncle, it for that snake… my uncle followed a snake with a big stick which

he used to have with him to play encounter- encounter. It s fortune of snake that

it successful it escaped lively from there. When my uncle told me that incident

than I am not able to understand that who had misfortune there my uncle or a

snake! Any way its just matter of fun, don’t co0sider it seriously. As per I think

fortune misfortune is nothing in this beautiful world. If you do hard work in any

situation and give your best effort to your work then god will always give good

result. What do you think buddy……

A simple Love story..

Today i wake up early. I thank God for giving of a great another day to live

this beautiful life in the beautiful world. It s raining out side and wet my soul

inside. It remind me of my divine affectionate days. So today we chat about a love,

about a love story. A love story of " a Hay stick " and " a Flower". Enjoy! Hay

stick: Hi my love you are looking so gorgeous today. Flower: Thank you dear. Hay

stick: I am filling so romantic in this rainy season. See that butterflies how

color full they are. Flower: Yes dear see that birds singing a song in the praise

of nature. Hay stick: I an in high spirits. I want to fly in the sky. Lets fly in

the blue sky and ring a song of love. Meanwhile a puff of wind comes, Hay stick

flies with it and started singing. Hay stick: Come on lets fly with me. Flower:

Don t be silly. You know that i cant fly.I cant even note a step. Hay stick: That s

the problem with you. You don t know how to enjoy the nature. You cant fly or

move. How can you enjoy the nature? your life is totally rubbish. Hay stick stand

at a window car and singing a song. Flower fills badly. It asked the god why he do

not give ability to fly. It argued the god that he do not love it. It pray the god

to give ability to fly. Flower want to fly and enjoy the nature. It started

crying. Suddenly a gust of winds comes, flower unearthed and thrown away to the

window bar. Hay stick: It is amazing. Finally you learnt how to fly. Lets fly in

the sky and ring song of love. Hey are you listening me , my love? Flower does out

answer. Do you know why? It died.. . . . If you love someone don t try to change

him or her, accept as he/she is. Its a real love song, buddy.

She..

She is in our life since we exist.

the care, the love. the affection she gave as a mother

Mother! she feeds us even she has nothing to feed herself

she can stand against any kind of a obstacle to protect us

if the sky is falling we are certain the mother will hide us under her and will
accept the sky fall on her so as not to let us be hurt

i once witnessed a mother's eyes full of tears holding a baby she wanted to feed

but could not feed as her breast was dry as she had neither eaten nor drank for days

the heart is torn to pieces watching such scenes.............


The power Almighty has given to woman is exceptional. The patience a woman have is

especial, the way a woman cares is especial, the way a woman loves is ESPECIAL....

She wakes up earlier than men in the morning. she does all the house chores when we

are still snoring on bed. she comes to wake us up several times and we keep on

turning sides on the bed. she then gets ready for work after getting all kids ready

after finishing the chores..... while men just wake up and after tea get ready

sincere in her work be it at the office, factory, shop or field!!! everywhere

woman works, the work quality is better. In the evening she hurries back home with

in mind what to cook for dinner. she has the kids to look after, has to see to it

that they have done their homeworks etc. She never demand extra for that extra

work.the word cant survive without women…. Thanks to came to the world…....

Some Porverbs for you.....

Hi, every buddy, how are you all today? Today we talked about some funny proverbs of different languages. Let’s have fun…
Man who run behind car get exhausted- Chinese Proverb

The future is purchased by the present. -French Proverb

Anger can be an expensive luxury. -Italian Proverb

Be aware of the idiot, for he is like an old dress. Every time you patch it, the wind will tear it back again. -Arabic Proverb

We do not know what is good until we have lost it. -Spanish Proverb

If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is. - Egyptian Proverb

In a closed mouth, flies do not enter. Mexican Proverb
There is no right way to do a wrong thing. -Turkish Proverb
If you don't stand for something, you will fall for something. African Proverb
A good neighbour is better than a brother far off. -Danish Proverb
When the character of a man is not clear to you look at his friends. Japanese Proverb
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.-American Proverb

A change of work is as good as a rest. -Irish Proverb
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. -French Proverb


I hope you have enjoy it. See you again…….

How Much your Rs@minute.....

Today you are going to amaze that how these people are earning. let see and have a fun...

 Mukesh Ambani
 CMD of Reliance Industries Ltd
 Rs 413@minute


Brij Mohan Lall Munjal
Chief of Hero Group
Rs 255 @minute

He achievement award for 'Excellence in Corporate Governance' by the Institute of Company-secretary of India current year.


Sachin Tendulkar
Cricketer
Rs 1,163 @minute

 yes its your and our Sachin that also paid Rs 2,35,000 for a test match and Rs 2,50,000 for one day matches..


Shah Rukh Khan
Actor
Rs 247@minute
Can you imagine? The King Khan, who started from film 'Fauji', made about Rs 13 crore last year.


Amitabh Bachchan
Actor
Rs 361@minute

 Indra Nooyi
 New Pepsi Chief
Rs 2,911@minute

Nooyi becomes one of the highest paid CEOs in the world.

And now its your turn how you make Rs@minute.lets count.........

Some words

                    Today we will talked about something a small but with big means. Yes, we talked about some funny proverbs of different languages. Let s enjoy. . Lets start whith our first relative, our neighbours. Gilbert Chestern said " The bible tells us to love our neighbours and also to love your enemies, probably because generally they are the same people". Don t think bout your enemy means your neighbour, th may be possible that he also have a same opinion about you. What do you think? Lets enjoy another one, an Egyptian proverb says , " If you mary a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains same as it is" ahaaa. Lets test another " Worry kills more people than work because more people worry then work" Tell me What are you doing? A worry or a work. One proverb says " If you pay peanuts, you get monkey" Don t tell this to your boss because there is chance of being monkey as the boss is always right, you know that well. As i did that, I told that proverb to my boss and he replied that, See I also know one proverb " There are two kind of people, one who don t like their jobs and another one who are lier. What s about you buddy? And I ran out of his cabin. You can try it at your own risk. . .

If you were born between ____ to ____, then you had allotted ____ sign that you have to accept without any objection. After the keen obesestance of your stars by binocular, we, me and Poga Pandit, presented Your yearly Fortune forecasting is as follow. YOUR SOCIAL CIRCUMVANCES : This year a phrase " CE MONDEEST PLEIN DE FOUS" means this world is full of made people may be a favorite to you. Because a whole year you will mate the people, probably might have your relatives and friends, make their best efforts that make you belive that the god have done some great mistakes too. You as going to belive that you do not need enemies if you have friends like them. YOUR FINANCEAL CONDITIONS : This year, there is chance that you might going to belive that Money has a feet. Any begger will not came near to you because they also read your yearly fortune. A pocket thieves may be give you an unique code to save their partners energy. HEALTH : This year one thing going to be good, no. .no, not for you, its for your family doctor whose stars are going to sign this year and he can make good money out of you. LOVE : This year a bundle of love letters you will have in you hand but you can t read it because it not for you. It for your friends to which you have to deliver as they are near to you. There is chance that you may found a book of love letters from a street but according to your stars you will not got any chance to use it. Yes, one thing can be happened that your window glass will be seen clear throught out the year if you the this stuff to clean it. And at the end of the year, one divine things will happened that you will learn how to love thyself. REMEDIES : Find out the teeth of black dinosaure, make a pendal wear it in your neck. Or find out your first white hair and burn it in a vacuum. Or find out a Goddzilla and make it happy with a cake cooked by your self on the ice. If you are unable to do this all, then only one thing you can do, do good things to others, make happy them, good Will definatlly help you. What do you think?

Habits

I have just read a book" Seven habits of highly effective people" written by Stephan R. Covery. It is very impressive book, you must read at once. But today a different thing twittered in my satanic mind. As you know a habit is defined as something a person does often. Today we talks about some funny habits I have noticed in my course of life. Let's enjoy that. My matrimonial uncle has habit of reading news paper loudly. If you are with him,you don t need to read news paper at all, my uncle gives you live commentary of news better than any news broadcasting channels in local language with his own comments too. My one another uncle has a habit of saying " Do you understand?" in every sentence. Sometime before saying anything you might encountered with the tag " Do you understand?" You are about to say in defenceing tone that i will definatlly understand but please, firstly tell me that what i have to understand ? I am saying nothing when i am used to being fixed in such situation because my uncle is a retirred police man and every time I in fear that if I don t understand anything there will be chance to hang me till the death. A shopkeeper near by my house has habit of saying " It means" repeatedly in each and every sentence. Whenever i see him I assume him as a mobile dictionary of synonyms. One day I was at his shop as I had to buy some household items. I asked him about price of sugar and argued that the price of sugar was so high. He replied, sugar is costly means there is shortage means dealers means big suppliers have controlled means goverment means . . . . I well understood that the meaning was, there would be chance of having fatal injuries to my brain, pay the bill and ran out. . . I understood that some habits have good features too. What do you think?