Habits

I have just read a book" Seven habits of highly effective people" written by Stephan R. Covery. It is very impressive book, you must read at once. But today a different thing twittered in my satanic mind. As you know a habit is defined as something a person does often. Today we talks about some funny habits I have noticed in my course of life. Let's enjoy that. My matrimonial uncle has habit of reading news paper loudly. If you are with him,you don t need to read news paper at all, my uncle gives you live commentary of news better than any news broadcasting channels in local language with his own comments too. My one another uncle has a habit of saying " Do you understand?" in every sentence. Sometime before saying anything you might encountered with the tag " Do you understand?" You are about to say in defenceing tone that i will definatlly understand but please, firstly tell me that what i have to understand ? I am saying nothing when i am used to being fixed in such situation because my uncle is a retirred police man and every time I in fear that if I don t understand anything there will be chance to hang me till the death. A shopkeeper near by my house has habit of saying " It means" repeatedly in each and every sentence. Whenever i see him I assume him as a mobile dictionary of synonyms. One day I was at his shop as I had to buy some household items. I asked him about price of sugar and argued that the price of sugar was so high. He replied, sugar is costly means there is shortage means dealers means big suppliers have controlled means goverment means . . . . I well understood that the meaning was, there would be chance of having fatal injuries to my brain, pay the bill and ran out. . . I understood that some habits have good features too. What do you think?